Advice: More Screens in Peril

Dear Meankitty,

I have a 4 year old black male cat that won’t stay off the screens of our storm doors. Because of this he is tearing the screens to pieces and I don’t want to replace them again (I just replaced them all last week). Any help would be appreciated.



Dear Dave,

One option would be to get your darling kitty his own screen door to climb. He obviously enjoys that and I fully believe cats should be able to do whatever they enjoy. If you think that idea is bogus, check out my advice to Door Killer’s Owner. You can put sticky paws on screens as well as screen guards.